(I Don't Want to Go to) Calabasas

from Emphatically No. by Cheekface

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lyrics

Fiji, VOSS, Topo Chico, La Croix
Running through the veins of each American boy
Spray-on chemtrails from Louis Vuitton
Overzealous patdown from stupid Uncle Don

What makes a man want to be a referee, holding others to a standard that he does not meet?
My security deposit was not returned to me
Damage to the carpet is a matter of degrees

Here's my TED Talk about washing the driveway
People do it wrong I'm gonna teach you the right way
Pink Starbursts only when observing the Lord's day
Your parents' pride and joy

Don't want to go to Calabasas

Fiji, VOSS, Topo Chico, La Croix
Flowing from a fountain of a cherubic boy
Cooler Ranch-flavored communion wafers
Transubstantiation flesh and full of life

I only want to talk to people who already know how lame I am
And is con man really short for condiment man?
Boyfriend with a soul patch, I know, I know, it's serious

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from Emphatically No., released January 11, 2021

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Cheekface Los Angeles, California

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Apr 26

Marquis

Denver, CO
Apr 28

The Bottleneck

Kansas City, MO
Apr 29

Off Broadway

St Louis, MO
Apr 30

High Noon Saloon

Madison, WI
May 2

Fine Line

Minneapolis, MN
May 3

Bottom Lounge

Chicago, IL
May 4

Mahall's

Lakewood, OH
May 5

The Sanctuary Detroit

Hamtramck, MI
May 7

Velvet Underground

Toronto, ON
May 9

Brighton Music Hall presented by Citizens

Boston, MA
May 10

Music Hall of Williamsburg

Brooklyn, NY
May 11

First Unitarian Universalist Church of Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA
May 11

First Unitarian Church

Philadelphia, PA
May 15

The Atlantis

Washington, DC
May 16

Richmond Music Hall

Richmond, VA
May 17

Motorco Music Hall

Durham, NC
May 18

The Masquerade - Purgatory

Atlanta, GA
May 19

The Social

Orlando, FL
May 21

White Oak Music Hall - Upstairs

Houston, TX
May 22

Parish

Austin, TX
May 23

Club Dada

Dallas, TX
May 25

The Rebel Lounge

Phoenix, AZ
May 26

Voodoo Room, House of Blues

San Diego, CA
May 29

Teragram Ballroom

Los Angeles (LA), CA

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