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(I Don't Want to Go to) Calabasas

from Emphatically No. by Cheekface

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Fiji, VOSS, Topo Chico, La Croix
Running through the veins of each American boy
Spray-on chemtrails from Louis Vuitton
Overzealous patdown from stupid Uncle Don

What makes a man want to be a referee, holding others to a standard that he does not meet?
My security deposit was not returned to me
Damage to the carpet is a matter of degrees

Here's my TED Talk about washing the driveway
People do it wrong I'm gonna teach you the right way
Pink Starbursts only when observing the Lord's day
Your parents' pride and joy

Don't want to go to Calabasas

Fiji, VOSS, Topo Chico, La Croix
Flowing from a fountain of a cherubic boy
Cooler Ranch-flavored communion wafers
Transubstantiation flesh and full of life

I only want to talk to people who already know how lame I am
And is con man really short for condiment man?
Boyfriend with a soul patch, I know, I know, it's serious


from Emphatically No., released January 11, 2021


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