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Don't Get Hit by a Car

from Emphatically No. by Cheekface

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I can do the easy part, you only have to do the hard part
Are my hands freakishly huge and is that why everything slips through my fingers?
Let's get canceled!
Let's get canceled together!
If I get canceled, I want to get canceled together!
Exclusion is a gift
A silver medal
The end of youth
A couple packs of my favorite snacks

Dr. Dre, not Dr. Seuss
No tenants and no trees
No snowmobiles and no skis
Call your doctor immediately if you faceplant in the salad bowl

I'm doing this out of sheer boredom over an Apple Store employee type beat
Sometimes I wonder if a single good thing exists on Earth, and then I eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Everything is boring now
I can't help it, I
I can't help it
Everything is boring now
I can't help it, I
I can't help it
An emoji for each stage of grief
Man, good luck looking good in anything
Human trash is everywhere
And the highlights get older every year
Everything is boring now
I can't help it, I
I can't help it

Exactly, Kevin! The moon just sits there! A blood blister!
I knew you were full of [expletive deleted] from the moment you called yourself a straight shooter! A supreme corpse too busy looking at someone else's phone!

600 white guys have formed a line to give me advice
But I'm the kind of person who carries around a pocket Constitution so you don't need to buy me one because I already have one

Every night is a celebration for some reason for these rich goth teens wearing Marilyn Manson makeup, in search of a second bagel
There's always a reason to talk about yourself

Are you in line?
Discarding an empty bag of smooth jazz electrolytes
And of course I relate to Lena Dunham – I relate to every annoying genius
Don't get hit by a car!

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from Emphatically No., released January 11, 2021

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